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Jokes to survive Monday meetings and the weekly re-entry into office life.

Top Monday Morning

• Mondays are like a broken pencil.
• What do you call a Monday that actually goes smoothly?
• The first five days after the weekend
• I started a Monday support group.
• Words cannot espresso how much I need coffee on a Monday morning.
• Monday morning I opened my laptop and it asked if I was ready to work.
• Dear Monday, I want to break up. I'm seeing Tuesday and dreaming about Friday.
• I walked into the office Monday feeling motivated.
• How do you make a Monday better?
• Monday called.
• Why does Monday feel so long?
• What's the difference between Monday and a vampire?

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