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Top Kids & Family

• Why did the kid bring a ladder to school?
• What does a cloud wear under his raincoat?
• What do you call a bear with no teeth?
• What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter?
• Why can't you blame a dolphin for doing something wrong?
• How do you make an octopus laugh?
• What do you call a dinosaur that crashes their car?
• What did one wall say to the other?
• Why can't Elsa have a balloon?
• How do you make a tissue dance?
• Knock knock. Who's there? Lettuce. Lettuce who?
• What did the pig say on a hot day?
• Where do sheep spend their summer vacation?
• Why don't oysters share?
• Before kids I used to sleep like a baby.

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