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Jokes about HR policies, onboarding, mandatory training, and performance reviews.

Top Human Resources

• I asked the HR manager if I could get promoted.
• I've always preferred management over human resources.
• HR asked if I had experience with spreadsheets.
• HR said my resume was too long.
• HR asked me to tell a joke.
• HR said they needed someone responsible to do this job. "You're in luck!" I said.
• HR is holding a team-building seminar on trust.
• Happiness is nature's way of informing Human Resources
• Job interviews are like first dates.

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