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Jokes about dating apps, couples, and the chaos of modern romance.

Top Dating & Relationships

• Dating is just arguing over
• My girlfriend told me she was leaving me because I was always talking about Linkin Park.
• My girlfriend says I never listen to her.
• Love is blind.
• Why did the lion break up with his partner?
• What did the pig say to his lover?
• Why did the man propose to the woman working at the zoo?
• Are you French?
• Why did the two cell phones get married?
• What did one volcano say to the other?

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