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Coffee

Jokes for coffee addicts, baristas, and people who can't function before 9am.

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What do you call two coffee mugs sitting next to each other?

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#mug

Never make fun of a barista.

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4,812

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#roast

What's a barista's favorite exercise at the gym?

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What's it called when you steal someone's coffee?

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#mug

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What do you call a joke about coffee?

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559

#brew

What do you call a sad cup of coffee?

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#espresso

Where do birds go for a cup of joe?

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I had coffee this morning and experienced a...

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#brew

How do you discipline bad coffee?

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Why did the kangaroo stop drinking coffee?

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What are Coffee jokes?: Jokes for coffee addicts, baristas, and people who can't function before 9am. Browse the full collection of Coffee jokes on The Jokers.
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