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I went to the gym and asked the trainer: 'Can you teach me to do the splits?' He said 'How flexible are you?' I said:

'I can't make Tuesdays.'

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I went to the gym and asked the trainer: 'Can you teach me to do the splits?' He said 'How flexible are you?' I said:

'I can't make Tuesdays.'

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