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Jokes for anniversary speeches, toasts, and cards.

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• I asked my dad what the secret to a 40-year marriage was. He said, "We go out twice a week. Candlelit dinner, slow dancing."
• Marriage is like coffee:
• Marriage is just texting
• After years of marriage, we're like a fine wine:
• Here's to another year of finishing each other's
• Cheers to us:
• Congratulations on another year of pretending to listen to each other.
• Marriage: where "yes, dear"
• Some say love is eternal.
• Marriage is finding that one special person

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