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A salesman asked a potential client: "Would you like to buy a pocket calculator?"

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"No, no, no!" said the enraged businessman. "I cannot see you today!" "That's fine," said the salesperson.

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I don't chase leads.

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What's the difference between a sales team and a pizza?

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Salesman: "This computer will cut your workload by 50%." Office Manager:

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Our sales team just hit their Q4 target.

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Why did the sales rep bring a ladder to work?

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I was fired from my job selling amplifiers.

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My sales pitch was so good,

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A customer: "You said these pants were pure wool, but the label says '100% cotton.'" Salesman:

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