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Jokes about salespeople, campaigns, KPIs, and closing deals.

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• Salesman: "This computer will cut your workload by 50%." Office Manager:
• Why did the sales rep bring a ladder to work?
• "No, no, no!" said the enraged businessman. "I cannot see you today!" "That's fine," said the salesperson.
• I was fired from my job selling amplifiers.
• My sales pitch was so good,
• A customer: "You said these pants were pure wool, but the label says '100% cotton.'" Salesman:
• What's a marketer's favorite type of music?
• Why did the marketer go broke?
• A salesman asked a potential client: "Would you like to buy a pocket calculator?"
• I don't chase leads.
• What's the difference between a sales team and a pizza?
• Our sales team just hit their Q4 target.
• What's a bad marketer's favorite phrase?

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