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Music

Jokes for musicians, music fans, and everyone who sings in the shower.

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I know a musician who uses trap doors at his concerts...

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22

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Why did the pianist keep banging his head against the keys?

69/100

210

24

What's the difference between a conductor and God?

8/100

3,810

68

#God

Why couldn't the string quartet find their composer?

90/100

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How many sopranos does it take to change a light bulb?

90/100

2,710

608

Why didn't Handel go shopping?

90/100

3,511

783

Where did the music teacher leave his keys?

90/100

2,511

559

Why are so many guitar player jokes one-liners?

90/100

4,811

1075

#guitar

How do you get a guitarist to play softer?

90/100

4,410

987

What is Beethoven's favourite fruit?

90/100

3,210

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#banana

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What are Music jokes?: Jokes for musicians, music fans, and everyone who sings in the shower. Browse the full collection of Music jokes on The Jokers.
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