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• Why are so many guitar player jokes one-liners?
• How do you get a guitarist to play softer?
• Why couldn't the string quartet find their composer?
• Why didn't Handel go shopping?
• What is Beethoven's favourite fruit?
• What's the definition of perfect pitch?
• How many sopranos does it take to change a light bulb?
• Where did the music teacher leave his keys?
• Did you hear about the guitarist who was perfectly in tune?
• What's the difference between a conductor and God?
• Why did the pianist keep banging his head against the keys?
• I know a musician who uses trap doors at his concerts...

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