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• A man piloting a hot-air balloon is hopelessly lost. He shouts to a man below: "Can you tell me where I am?" The man says: "You're in a hot-air balloon, 30 feet above this field." "You must work in information technology," says the balloonist. "Yes. How did you know?"
• My boss arrived at work in a brand new Lamborghini. I said, "Wow, that's an amazing car!" He said, "If you work hard, put all your hours in, and strive for excellence,"
• To err is human.
• Office math: Smart boss + smart employee = profit Smart boss + dumb employee = production Dumb boss + smart employee = promotion Dumb boss + dumb employee =
• I walked into work and my boss handed me a brochure on anger management.
• My boss sent me an email: "Send me a joke!" I replied: "I'm working right now!" Boss:
• A guy shows up late for work. The boss yells, "You should have been here at 8:30!"
• My boss told me I had to set up the company's 401k.
• Leadership is the art of getting someone else to do something you want done
• Why don't managers ever look out the window in the morning?
• I have a great team that does exactly what I say.

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