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Jokes for breaking the ice before, during, or after job interviews.

Top Job Interviews

• Interviewer: Describe yourself in one word.
• Recruiter: What's your biggest weakness? Applicant: I don't know when to quit. Recruiter: You're hired! Applicant:
• Recruiter: Why did you leave your last job? Candidate: It was something my boss said. Recruiter: What did he say?
• Recruiter: Why do you expect such a high salary when you have no experience in this field?
• Interviewer: Tell us a little something about yourself.
• Recruiter: What drives you? Candidate:
• Interviewer: Why do you think you'd be a good waiter?
• Interviewer: What's your greatest weakness? Me: My stubbornness. Interviewer: Can you give more details?
• Interviewer: What are some of your good qualities? Me:
• I went for a job interview. The interviewer told me I'd start on $2,000 a month, then $2,500 after six months.
• It's been 4 years since my last job interview.
• "We need someone responsible for this job." "You're in luck! In my previous job, whenever anything went wrong,"
• Interviewer: Where do you see yourself in 5 years?
• Recruiter: How would you describe your work ethic?
• I was at a job interview and I poured some water into a cup and it overflowed slightly. "Nervous?" asked the interviewer.

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