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Jokes for birthday speeches, cards, and parties.

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• You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.
• Why didn't the teddy bear eat cake on his birthday?
• Why should you put your birthday cake in the freezer before the party?
• Why did the birthday cupcake cross the road?
• Why did the girl hit the birthday cake with a hammer?
• What kind of music is bad for birthday balloons?
• Why didn't the pony sing "Happy Birthday"?
• What's a piece of bread's favorite part of a birthday party?
• What did the big flower say to the little flower?
• Birthdays are like boogers.
• What did one candle say when it arrived late to the birthday party?

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