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Birthday

Jokes for birthday speeches, cards, and parties.

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Why didn't the teddy bear eat cake on his birthday?

90/100

4,409

987

#cake

What did one candle say when it arrived late to the birthday party?

89/100

1,909

422

#candles#late

You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.

93/100

6,809

1562

#candles#aging

Why did the girl hit the birthday cake with a hammer?

90/100

3,210

715

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Why should you put your birthday cake in the freezer before the party?

90/100

3,909

870

What's a piece of bread's favorite part of a birthday party?

90/100

2,510

559

#toast

What kind of music is bad for birthday balloons?

90/100

2,909

647

Why didn't the pony sing "Happy Birthday"?

90/100

2,709

608

Why did the birthday cupcake cross the road?

90/100

3,509

783

What did the big flower say to the little flower?

89/100

2,310

510

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What are Birthday jokes?: Jokes for birthday speeches, cards, and parties. Browse the full collection of Birthday jokes on The Jokers.
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