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Jokes for accountants, finance teams, tax season, and spreadsheet jockeys.

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• An accountant can't sleep and goes to see his doctor. "Have you tried counting sheep?" asks the doctor. "That's the problem," he says.
• What do you call an accountant with an opinion?
• What do you call a trial balance that does not balance?
• What do accountants suffer from that ordinary people don't?
• What do you call an accountant without a spreadsheet?
• There are three types of accountants in the world.
• Why did the accountant cross the road?
• What do you call an accountant who solves a murder case?
• What does an accountant say when getting on a train?
• Why are accountants so good at tennis?
• Why did the accountant break up with their calculator?
• How do accountants handle arguments?
• Why are accountants so cool, calm, and collected?

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