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Accounting & Finance

An accountant can't sleep and goes to see his doctor. "Have you tried counting sheep?" asks the doctor. "That's the problem," he says.

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There are three types of accountants in the world.

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What do you call an accountant who solves a murder case?

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Why did the accountant cross the road?

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Why did the accountant break up with their calculator?

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What does an accountant say when getting on a train?

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How do accountants handle arguments?

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Why are accountants so good at tennis?

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What do you call an accountant without a spreadsheet?

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What do you call a trial balance that does not balance?

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