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School & Teachers

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School & Teachers

Why was the computer cold in class?

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What did one pencil say to the other on the first day of school?

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What's a teacher's favorite nation?

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What flies around the school at night?

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Why was the scarecrow such a great teacher?

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Why did the teacher write on the window?

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How is an English teacher like a judge?

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Why did the student bring scissors to school?

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Why were the teacher's eyes crossed?

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Why did the student eat his homework?

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