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Jokes for graduation speeches, parties, and proud parents.

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• What do you call a college student who just graduated?
• I majored in Procrastination.
• College: the best four years of your life
• Why did the pencil graduate early?
• I graduated in tree surgery.
• They say wisdom comes with age.
• When I graduated in marine biology,
• Why did the graduate bring a ladder to the ceremony?
• My college degree is like a participation trophy
• I told my friends I was graduating in geology.

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