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Graduation

Jokes for graduation speeches, parties, and proud parents.

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Graduation

When I graduated in marine biology,

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My college degree is like a participation trophy

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I told my friends I was graduating in geology.

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Why did the graduate bring a ladder to the ceremony?

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I majored in Procrastination.

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I graduated in tree surgery.

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What do you call a college student who just graduated?

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Why did the pencil graduate early?

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College: the best four years of your life

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They say wisdom comes with age.

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