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Jokes about call centres, difficult customers, and ticket queues.

Top Customer Service

• A customer walks into a bank and says, "Can you check my balance?"
• I ordered a deck of cards from Amazon. Two weeks later, still nothing. I called customer service.
• Customer: "I'd like to return this vacuum cleaner." Agent: "What's wrong with it?" Customer: "It sucks." Agent:
• Why did the customer break up with their internet provider?
• Working in customer service taught me I can be nice to absolutely anyone
• A support agent's favorite key on the keyboard?
• My company replaced our support team with AI. Now instead of being put on hold for 20 minutes,
• A chatbot asked me to rate my experience from 1 to 5. I typed 3. It responded,
• Please listen carefully as our menu options have changed.
• Your call is very important to us.
• I've been in customer service so long,

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