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Customer Service

Jokes about call centres, difficult customers, and ticket queues.

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Customer Service

A chatbot asked me to rate my experience from 1 to 5. I typed 3. It responded,

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I've been in customer service so long,

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Customer Service

My company replaced our support team with AI. Now instead of being put on hold for 20 minutes,

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Customer Service

Why did the customer break up with their internet provider?

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Customer Service

I ordered a deck of cards from Amazon. Two weeks later, still nothing. I called customer service.

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Customer: "I'd like to return this vacuum cleaner." Agent: "What's wrong with it?" Customer: "It sucks." Agent:

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Customer Service

A support agent's favorite key on the keyboard?

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Customer Service

A customer walks into a bank and says, "Can you check my balance?"

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Working in customer service taught me I can be nice to absolutely anyone

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Customer Service

Please listen carefully as our menu options have changed.

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